WIN A COPY OF ROCK MY SOCKS OFF BY JEREMY EDWARDS
The lovely Jeremy has kindly agreed to give away a copy of his novel, Rock My Socks Off, to one lucky winner.
Writer Jacob Hastings is uninspired by his latest assignment: a museum full of hideous rocking horses. But his socks are rocked by Normandie Stephens, a mischievous astronomer who can match his dry wit, quip for quip, and his sexual appetite, frolic for frolic, with energy to spare.
Thanks to Jacob’s public relations and the machinations of a feisty and frisky mentor named Kate, an impasse in Normandie’s career promises to blossom into either glory or disaster—with enigmatic photographer Susan and obtuse clubber Brandon along for the wild rocking-horse ride. Between farcical talk show appearances, sensuous threesomes, horny little quickies, sex-drenched romantic getaways, and close calls with utter embarrassment, the pace never lets up in this smart erotic romp.
“Thank you,” Jacob said when he’d claimed the microphone. “It’s a great problem—er, privilege being here on this momentous occasion. It’s often troubled me that few people recognise the important contributions that the 19th-century rocking horse has made to our society. But I know their importance is no secret to the people here tonight, and for this I thank you.”
“You’re welcome,” said the curator. Jacob gave him a brief, lateral glance.
“It is my modest hope that by taking the antique rocking horse onto the coffee tables of the 35-to-60-year-old, upper-middle-class, urban professionals who constitute the key demographic of a publication like Hip Hip Horizon, that we can … uh … what was I saying?”
All eyes were on him. All but two pairs.
“Sorry. The point is that this museum, in order to flourish, requires two things: The first is national exposure, and the second is your … kissing.”
He’d meant “support,” of course. But he’d been a little distracted.
By Normandie and Susan, who were not watching him.
Because they were locked in the sexiest kiss he’d ever seen.
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