How to Give Great Phone: The Dos and Don’ts of Mind-Blowing Phone Sex, by Indigo Skye.
As a professionally trained phone-sex goddess, I know all the dirty tricks of the trade. Nothing spices up my day like a hot, impromptu phone-sex session with my man. If you’re in a long-distance relationship, it’s essential to bone up on your skills at the art of talking dirty. It can also be a sexy way to tease your lover while he’s hard at work. Please note that this is powerful magick, and it’s not to be taken lightly. Don’t be surprised if the response you get is immediate- it just might make him hurry home to fuck you on his lunch break!
One sure-fire way to drive my man wild? I call his cell, in the middle of an ordinary day, and start to tell him what I’m wearing. I let him know I’m all wet from thinking about him all day, and that I just can’t wait any longer. “I have to come- right now- and I want you to listen very carefully,” I tell him. “I’m going to put my hand down my panties…I’m all wet down there. I just have to touch myself…I can’t help it. You don’t mind, do you?” I’ll ask in a sexy purr.
Another fun and fabulous idea is to flirt on the phone, making his fantasies come to life. “Pretend we just met…” I might say. “Ask me out for a drink, and then we’ll meet up later so I can fuck your brains out.” Role-playing can be a great way to get the party started. Maybe you’re a naughty nurse, and he’s feeling under the weather. Maybe he’s a hot priest, and you’ve got a sexy confession to make. Or he’s a cute schoolboy with a crush, and you’re the hot young teacher who wants him to stay after class for detention.
“You’ve been a very naughty boy. I’ve seen you looking up my skirt in class, and I’m afraid I’m going to have to punish you…I think you should stay after school today. I want you to clean the chalkboard, and I’ve got a dirty little pussy that needs to be licked clean, too…” I’ll begin, knowing it won’t be long before I’m living out my fantasies with him in bed.
Phone sex can be a lot of fun, and it’s a great way to get closer to your partner by sharing your deepest fantasies in a safe and sexy arena where anything goes.
Tech savvy? You can use your Blackberry, phone or laptop to get him all hot and bothered. Make sure he’s thinking of you all day with a naughty text, email, or voicemail message! Send him a hot photo, or a horny text, to help get things started. Even something as simple as, “Thanks 4 a gr8 time last night…” or “What R U wearing?” can get his motor running. Try emailing him a dirty little fantasy, or a link to an erotica website that turns you on.
A Few Crucial Notes: Dos and Don’ts
DO remember the crucial role of lubrication, when engaging in marathon phone-sex sessions. My first few days on the job, I was so turned on that I was constantly touching myself. I masturbated so often and so fervently that my pubic hair hurt. Definitely a buzz-kill! Learn from my painful experience and keep plenty of lube at the ready.
DON’T forget- Many men can be scandalous motherfuckers. Don’t send naked photos of yourself to anyone but a trusted partner who will not share them with anyone, or post them online for the enjoyment of 400,000 of his best friends.
DO take your time.
DON’T rush into it. Let the suspense build; start slow and build the call to a climax- at your own pace. This can be especially helpful if you’re nervous, or shy about doing this.
DO share a sexy pic- Men are stimulated by images. If you want to send him a sexy photo without risking maximum exposure, what about a close-up of your face, or a hot image you’ve found online? A simple photo of a flower, or a work of art, can be very erotic.
DON’T be shy. When talking dirty, try to paint an image in his mind. Share a fantasy, using your sexiest voice, and don’t forget to add lots of juicy details, sound effects, and rich description.
Indigo Skye is a writer, photographer, and visionary living in the American Southwest. A former phone-sex goddess, she is well-trained in the arts of verbal seduction. Her short fiction has been published online at My Pouty Lips, Ciara Dallas, Romance with SASS, Felicity Gold, The Erotica Library, and Erotica for All. Her short story, “True Confession,” was recently published in the anthology, Uniform Behavior. Her first book, Her Captive Muse, is available now from Noble Romance Publishing: https://www.nobleromance.com/ItemDisplay.aspx?i=235
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