Top Five Places Andreas and Darren Would Have Sex
- The bedroom, and no, it’s not a fucking cliché, the bed has a nice sturdy headboard and the walls are thicker there than anywhere else in the apartment. Then again, this is what gags were invented for.
- You know what’s nice about fucking in the shower? Ambient noise. You think this comes up a lot, hey, you try having sex when your kids are visiting you.
- Darren has always wanted to fuck in a car. He hasn’t yet, but he wants to, and he’s sure Andreas will indulge him as soon as they find the right spot, close quarters and the hair-trigger horn be damned.
- Anywhere with sunshine and sandy beaches and the ocean. That would be great. Because that would mean they were on fucking vacation and could have sex as frequently, as loudly, and as enthusiastically as they wanted. They need a damn vacation.
- Honestly, anywhere they wouldn’t get arrested for indecent exposure. Because they’re not shy, but enough of their fellow cops dislike them that they would love to book them for fucking in public.