Name: Princess Tristen Maria Anna Gunnarsson
Age: 18
Hometown: Alfheim, Gyllengaard
Height: 5’10
Major: Dance
Likes: Good manners, court dances, true love’s kiss, being the fairest of them all, building snowmen
Dislikes: Bad manners, the rules of succession, peasant rebellions, democracy, having to be home before midnight, poisoned apples
Hobbies: Figure skating, pole dancing, sword fighting
Favorite possession: Her sword, Mystletainn
Favorite sexual position: Reverse cowgirl
Bio: The youngest of Queen Isabella and King Olaf’s ten children, Tristen may be dead last in the Gyllengaard line of succession, but as the realm’s delight she is number one in the hearts of her people. Towering at a graceful 5’10. Tristen is a Scandinavian fantasy straight out of your naughtiest dreams. The blue eyed princess wows on the ice with her championship figure skating skills, and seduces in the club with her sinful pole dancing moves. If that wasn’t enough, her royal family depends on her sword swinging skills to put down any threats to the kingdom. When it comes to Princess Tristen, you can watch her hot ass, but just makes sure you watch your ass well.
Name: Giselle Nyfall
Age: 18
Hometown: Hidden Hills, California
Height: 5’6
Major: Art, Drawing
Likes: Online quizzes, rambling incessantly or as she calls it monologing, being helpful, kitten memes, Taylor Swift, her trust fund
Dislikes: Being klutzy, breaking things, unhelpful people, biting her tongue
Hobbies: Drawing, surfing, flirting, shopping
Favorite possession: Her first sketchpad, pink with blue flowers a gift from her mom
Favorite sexual position: Cowgirl
Bio: Giselle Nyfall is the classic leggy blond, with arresting heart shaped face, slender waist, hefty boobs and legs that don’t quit. Add in bold blue eyes and pouty lips and is it any wonder she finds herself in a variety of sexcapades? A talented artist, Giselle eschews the business minded motivations of her rich parents to study art at the prestigious Drouin University in New York City. She brings to the big apple a big heart, an easy smile, and a disturbingly destructive streak. If its not nailed down and protected by a ring of fire, Giselle can find a way to break it.
Name: Fleur Troubadour
Age: 18
Hometown: Boston, Mass
Height: 5’3
Major: Creative Writing
Likes: Not a whole lot
Dislikes: garlic, law enforcement, silver, helping people, kitten memes, responsibility, excessive sunlight
Hobbies: Heavy drinking, partying, lesbian sex, evading various law enforcement agencies, motorcycle racing, grumbling in exasperation
Favorite possession: The red ribbon she almost always wears in her hair
Favorite sexual position: Lesbian-scissoring, with a guy-69
Bio: You’d think this brunette babe with doe eyes and lips that can form a big happy grin would just be the sweetest thing ever, but Fleur defies all expectations. A vulgar, trash talking party girl, who often wears the tightest and shortest of clothes, Fleur’s naughty side always threatens to consume those around her, and has people begging to sex up her tight toned hard body. Unlike the well heeled Giselle and royal Tristen, Fleur’s lucky to be attending Drouin and not court ordered mandatory alcohol counseling, considering her prom night memories consist of wielding a shot gun and going on a joyride with a stolen cop car.
Name: Sofi Poe
Age: 18
Hometown: Miami, Florida
Height: 5’8
Major: Theater
Likes: Herself, her gorgeous red hair, her 6K IG followers, good selfie lighting, pool parties, the wisdom of DJ Khaled
Dislikes: Facebook, fox hounds, wolves, being too old for musical ly, having to delete IG posts because there’s not enough likes
Hobbies: Posing for pictures, Snapchatting, elaborate lip syncing, secretly practicing her Oscar’s acceptance speech, spending other people’s money
Favorite possession: Her smart phone
Favorite sexual position: Any position is good as long as she can look at herself in the mirror
Bio: Tristen may be a princess of Gyllengaard, but Sofi has declared herself the queen of all gingers. The fiery redhead lights up social media with enticing selfies, and heart pounding shots of her stacked voluptuous body. Her long tanned legs are the nicest to walk the beaches of Miami, and with a juicy butt resting on top of them, you can see why she’s attracted quite the following. Unfortunately, Sofi tends to think she’s a far more well known than she actually is which leads her to offering unsolicited motivational quotes to her roommates, developing a bio-pic even though she’s only 18, and making sure her opinions are politically acceptable so as not to lose any followers. On the bright side she’s gregarious, easy going and a loyal friend.
Name: Dusty Blackwood
Age: 18
Hometown: Nashville, Tennessee
Height: 4’11
Major: Undecided
Likes: Volleyball, rainbows, boys with driver’s licenses, cute girls, staying out past curfew, Miranda Lambert
Dislikes: Short jokes, short jokes, short jokes, SHORT JOKES!!!!
Hobbies: Hunting, playing practical jokes, running through the woods, kicking people in the shins, bopping people in the nose, fondling her rommates’ boobs
Favorite Possession: Her BB Gun
Favorite sexual position: The lusty leg lift
Bio: This little treat from Nashville is at Drouin on a Volleyball scholarship, and in her uniform her gigantic hooters and thick tush are the answers to all your hottest dreams. Naughty, mischievous and almost always horny, Dusty is a little ball of a sexual energy that often explodes in the form of groping her unwitting roomies. Unfortunately, she’s a bit cocky, something of a brat, hates not getting her way, has of a “small man complex” (except, you know, she’s not a man) and hates being teased about her height or anything really.
Name: Anika Lindgren
Age: 35
Hometown: New York City
Height: 5’10
Occupation: Director of student services at Drouin University
Likes: whips, chains, erotic art, sex clubs, the occult, bondage swings, powerful men, barely legal women
Dislikes: divorce settlements, her ex-husband, paying rent, weak men,
Hobbies: Painting, art collecting, reading up on occult subjects
Favorite possession: A magic wand said to belong to a witch burned in Salem
Favorite sexual position: Leg lock
Bio: The enigmatic director of student services Anika Lindgren, inspires fear and lust in seemingly all who encounter her. With brains and beauty, the classic MILF has a face that should be immortalized in a portrait, and pair of knockers that belong in a hall of fame. A sharp thinker with a sharp tongue, Anika isn’t afraid to use intellectual intimidation to get what she wants. She’s responsible for the grouping of Giselle and The Hot Squad, taking off site housing donated by a wealthy alumni and filling it with what has come to be known as “Anika’s Exceptional Young Women.” It remains to be seen what marks these girl’s as so exceptional but Anika engenders such awe that no member of the school board would dare question her.
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Book Description:
It’s the start of Giselle Nyfall’s freshman year at the prestigious liberal arts school Drouin University in Manhattan. From the moment this boobalicious innocent bounces in from Los Angeles, things go awry. A housing mix-up denies her a dorm and forces her to spend the first night in a male dorm with a cute but talkative conspiracy theorist. Only the instincts of a true sexhibitionist earn Giselle some sleep.
Thanks to the wicked temptress that heads student services, Giselle lands a living place much better than a freshman dorm: an upper east side condo! Giselle finds her roommates a strange oversexed lot, a rocker chick from Boston, a true blue princess, a vain Instagram starlet, and BB gun toting southern belle. Even weirder are the men of the condo complex, who appear to be placed under a devastating sex caused curse!
The girls put aside their differences and throw themselves boobs first into a solution that probably won’t get mentioned in any graduation speech.
Teaser: College freshman, Giselle Nyfall teams up with her hot but quirky roommates to save a gang of studs from a sex infused curse!
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About the Author:
Dacy Alexandria is an erotic fiction author that has also taken home several screen writing awards under a different name at the Los Angeles Reel Film Festival and SkyFest, and happens to be a trained ballerina. He loves the possibilities of the supernatural but also the inherent weirdness of the everyday world and likes to combine the two whenever possible. Dacy likes to focus his erotcia on new adults, which might explain why he can subsist on a steady diet of CW shows and cans of Starbucks double shot for days at a time.
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Dacy Alexandria says
Hi, this is Dacy, thanks for much for posting the profiles! Hope anyone who reads it enjoys the book as much as I enjoyed writing it!
Chris says
I read this book! It was damn funny, and the big sex scene at the end was hot hot hot. Nice and easy read also.