EDITED BY JILLIAN BOYD
If you could go on holiday to any beach in the world where would you go?
I would quite like to check out some of the California beaches, just because they are so mythologised and I’ve never actually been there. In my head they would be a kind of melange of Jim Steinman soundtrack and Lost-Boys-era Keifer Sutherland on a motorbike at sunset.
What’s your favourite beach memory?
The week I spent at Hedonism II in Jamaica a few years back. To be more specific, there was an incident which involved putting a lilo down to stop sand getting in unwanted places, a moonlit night and the sound of the waves and… Yes, honest. Most of the week was like that. There was misbehaviour in the pool, misbehaviour in the middle of the sea while snorkelling (ever had someone give you a handjob in 20 feet of water? Unnerving but fun) and that’s not to mention all the things that happened in assorted bedrooms.
SMUT BY THE SEA VOLUME 3
VICTORIA BLISSE AND LUCY FELTHOUSE (EDS.)